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खुदा भी जब तुम्हे मेरे पास देखता होगा
इतनी अनमोल चीज़ दे दी कैसे, सोचता होगा!

तू बे-मिसाल है, तेरी क्या मिसाल दूं
आसमान से आई है, यही कह के टाल दूं

फिर भी कोई जो पूछे, क्या है तू कैसी है
हाथों मे रंग लेके, हवा मे उछाल दूं

खुदा भी जब तुम्हे मेरे पास देखता होगा
इतनी अनमोल चीज़ दे दी कैसे, सोचता होगा!

जो भी ज़मीन तेरे पाओं तले आए
कदमों से छू के वो आसमान हो जाए

तेरे आगे फीके फीके सारे शृंगार है
मैं तो क्या फरिश्ते भी तुझपे निस्सार हैं

गर्मी की शाम है तू, जाड़ों की धूप है
जीतने भी मौसम हैं, तेरे कर्ज़दार हैं|

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Things Your Ex Girlfriend Hated

When You Tried To Recreate Your Fave Porn Scenes
Spraying all over her face and in her hair is not fun for her.
When You Asked Her To Put The Condom OnJust put it on and be done with it.

When You Stopped When You Were DoneWhen you're done, she may not be. Maybe take a cue.

When You Spanked Her Too HardTake it easy, unless she asks you to go harder.

When You Acted Like She Had No Gag Reflex
Let her guide you in, don't just thrust. Not all girls can take it all.

When You Want To Give Her Oral In The Morning
Most girls don't feel sexy in the morning before a shower.
Poking Her Body Like It Was An InstrumentShe is not a clarinet, slow down and focus on one place at a time.

Trying To Have Anal Sex Without AskingNever do that!

Getting On Top For A 69You most likely weigh twice as much as her. Do the math.

Trying To Bite Off Her Undies
Those panties cost money and they're probably her favorites.
Just take them off, don't destroy them.